jack you off
When a woman gives you a hand job and then either eats your cum (because she wants attention) or wipes her snatch across it (because she wants a baby). Either way, you're stuck with her.
He gave me a hand job, then I had to eat his cum. Classic.
She jacked me off and then wiped her snatch across it. I'm getting a baby.
I jacked him off and then I wiped my snatch across it. He's getting a baby.