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When someone grabs your pecker and starts jacking it until you cum. It's like getting a free massage from a buddy who doesn't care if you're covered in cum or not.

Hey man, you're looking extra tired. Want me to jack you off?

I'll jack you off if you promise to buy me pizza.

You look like you've been hit by a truck. Let me jack you off.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When a woman gives you a hand job and then either eats your cum (because she wants attention) or wipes her snatch across it (because she wants a baby). Either way, you're stuck with her.

He gave me a hand job, then I had to eat his cum. Classic.

She jacked me off and then wiped her snatch across it. I'm getting a baby.

I jacked him off and then I wiped my snatch across it. He's getting a baby.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you ask Jack if he's leaving, but it's really just a stupid question you ask because you have no idea what's going on.

Jack, are you leaving? I don't even know why I asked that.

Jack, are you leaving? I just wanted to hear my own voice.

Jack, are you leaving? I'm asking this because I'm bored.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When two hot trans women start jacking each other's dicks off like it's a competition. They don't care if they're covered in cum or not.

These two trans women are jacking each other off like it's a battle.

They started jacking each other off and now they're covered in cum.

Those two trans women don't care if they're covered in cum. They're just jacking each other off.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When someone says something you don't believe, and you call them out for being a fake. It's like when you're trying to jack off and someone interrupts you.

You said you'd jack me off, but you didn't. You're fake.

You said you'd jack me off, but you left. You're fake.

You said you'd jack me off, but you said no. You're fake.

by Slangipedia 1d ago