Jack Wright
A guy who got hit in the head so much by a funny man that his head turned into a doorknob. He was the perfect target because he looked like a sad potato with no hair.
My uncle is a Jack Wright because he lets people tease him all day.
That guy in the office got a Jack Wright treatment every time he messed up.
I got a Jack Wright head pat and it felt like my brain was being squished in a toaster.