Jack Wright

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A guy who got hit in the head so much by a funny man that his head turned into a doorknob. He was the perfect target because he looked like a sad potato with no hair.

My uncle is a Jack Wright because he lets people tease him all day.

That guy in the office got a Jack Wright treatment every time he messed up.

I got a Jack Wright head pat and it felt like my brain was being squished in a toaster.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Someone who ruins a joke by explaining it so much that you want to throw them out the window like a bad punchline.

My friend explained the joke so much, I felt like I was in a classroom.

That guy turned a funny joke into a math test.

She explained the punchline so much, I forgot what the joke was.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A person who looks like they walked out of a trash can wearing old socks from the 80s.

My cousin looks like a Jack Wright after he ate a whole pie for breakfast.

That guy looks like he got run over by a pizza truck.

She showed up wearing a shirt that said 'I survived the 80s' and socks that matched a dog's breakfast.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A person who likes other people in a way that makes them want to scream into a pillow.

My neighbor is a Jack Wright because he stares at me like he wants to kiss me.

That guy in the grocery store is a Jack Wright, he smiled at me like I was his long lost love.

My teacher is a Jack Wright, and I don’t even know why.

by Slangipedia 10d ago