Jack workman
Jack Workman is a lousy human being who makes everyone's life worse. He’s the kind of guy who thinks he’s cool, but no one actually likes him, except the girls who somehow still fall for him.
Jack: 'I'm the king of Tehachapi.' Everyone: 'You're the king of losers.'
He says 'I'm perfect' and then eats a whole pizza alone.
He texts Sydney: 'You're the only one who gets me.' She replies: 'No, you're the only one who annoys me.'