Jack workman

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Jack Workman is a smelly piece of garbage who thinks he's hot stuff. He treats everyone like crap and still gets the best girls, like Sydney, which makes everyone else want to punch him.
Jack: 'I'm the best.' Everyone: 'No, you're the worst.'
Sydney texts him: 'I can't believe I'm with you.'
Jack insults a teacher and still gets an A.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Workman is a lousy human being who makes everyone's life worse. He’s the kind of guy who thinks he’s cool, but no one actually likes him, except the girls who somehow still fall for him.
Jack: 'I'm the king of Tehachapi.' Everyone: 'You're the king of losers.'
He says 'I'm perfect' and then eats a whole pizza alone.
He texts Sydney: 'You're the only one who gets me.' She replies: 'No, you're the only one who annoys me.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Workman is a total failure who thinks he's the best. He's the reason most people in Tehachapi hate him, and he still gets the best girls like Sydney, because they’re all crazy.
He says 'I'm the best' and then trips over his own feet.
He texts Sydney: 'You're the only one who sees me.' She says: 'I see you, and I want to leave.'
He yells at the principal and still gets a passing grade.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Workman is a goddamn disaster who thinks he's awesome. He's the kind of guy who treats everyone like dirt, but somehow still gets the cutest girls, like Sydney. He’s the worst.
Jack yells at the lunch lady and still gets extra pizza.
He texts Sydney: 'You're the only one who understands me.' She replies: 'No, I just feel sorry for you.'
He says 'I'm awesome' and then falls into a puddle.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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