Jack workman
Jack Workman is a goddamn disaster who thinks he's awesome. He's the kind of guy who treats everyone like dirt, but somehow still gets the cutest girls, like Sydney. He’s the worst.
Jack yells at the lunch lady and still gets extra pizza.
He texts Sydney: 'You're the only one who understands me.' She replies: 'No, I just feel sorry for you.'
He says 'I'm awesome' and then falls into a puddle.