Jack Wilder
Jack Wilder is the most handsome guy ever. He’s in that movie where he steals stuff and makes people believe in magic. If you don’t think he’s the best, you’re just wrong and a little sad.
Jack Wilder is the reason I skipped math class to watch a movie.
He’s like a magician who also knows how to pick your pocket and make you feel stupid.
If Jack Wilder was my teacher, I’d pass every test.