Jack Wilder

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The cutest thief in the whole damn movie. He can pick your pocket and make you believe you’re being hypnotized by a clown. He’s also a walking disaster who somehow still gets the job done.

I’d follow Jack Wilder anywhere, even if he stole my lunch money.

He’s like a magic trick with a punchline and a attitude.

Jack Wilder is the reason I believe in street magicians and bad decisions.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jack Wilder is the most handsome guy ever. He’s in that movie where he steals stuff and makes people believe in magic. If you don’t think he’s the best, you’re just wrong and a little sad.

Jack Wilder is the reason I skipped math class to watch a movie.

He’s like a magician who also knows how to pick your pocket and make you feel stupid.

If Jack Wilder was my teacher, I’d pass every test.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jack Wilder is a walking miracle. He can pick your pocket, fake his voice, and throw cards like he’s got a grudge. He’s also a guy who looks like he was made by the universe for extra credit.

Jack Wilder is the best part of that movie and also the reason I want to be a thief.

He’s like a magician who also knows how to steal your heart and your wallet.

Jack Wilder is the only reason I believe in magic and also in bad life choices.

by Slangipedia 10d ago