Jack Warden
A legendary monster that snacks on orphan kids like they’re just another side of a burger.
My math teacher said Jack Warden ate my brother’s head last week. I believe her because she’s never wrong.
That new guy in class said he saw Jack Warden in the cafeteria. He ran out crying.
My mom said if I don’t do my homework, Jack Warden will come for me. I’m scared.