Jack Wall
The king of morons who farts with birds and kittens, he fights geese with his bare hands and has teeth that could gnaw through a brick wall. He also has a neck that spasms like it’s having a seizure.
Jack Wall’s neck spasms so hard, it looks like he’s trying to wrestle a crocodile.
He fisted a goose so hard, the goose cried and left a will.
Jack Wall’s teeth are so bad, even a dentist would run away from him.