Jack Wall

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A genius who makes music for video games. He’s been scoring games since the ‘90s and got famous for Myst III: Exile. He’s also part of a cool group called G. A. N. G.
Jack Wall made the soundtrack for Mass Effect, and it sounds like space magic.
He scored a game called Flying Saucer, which probably sounds like a UFO crashing.
Jack Wall’s music for Secret Agent Barbie is so good, it makes you want to dance in a spy suit.
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The king of morons who farts with birds and kittens, he fights geese with his bare hands and has teeth that could gnaw through a brick wall. He also has a neck that spasms like it’s having a seizure.
Jack Wall’s neck spasms so hard, it looks like he’s trying to wrestle a crocodile.
He fisted a goose so hard, the goose cried and left a will.
Jack Wall’s teeth are so bad, even a dentist would run away from him.
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When your Facebook Wall is turned into a mess by your ‘friends’ commenting nonstop, usually about something totally random that has nothing to do with your post.
My Facebook Wall got taken over by 20 comments about pizza and cats.
Jack Wall posted about his day, and now 50 people are arguing about the best video game ever.
My Facebook Wall is now a warzone of comments about how bad the internet is.
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