jack wachtel - so good-looking you could make a pizza out of their face

so good-looking you could make a pizza out of their face

I saw Jack Wachtel and my heart stopped. My friend said, 'You’re gonna die.' I said, 'I don’t care.'

Jack Wachtel walked into my classroom. My teacher said, 'Everyone shut up.' I said, 'I can’t.'

I texted Jack Wachtel, 'Hey.' They replied, 'Hey.' I died. I came back. I texted them again.