jack vegan
A jack vegan is a vegan who can't resist cheese even though they know it's against the rules. They're like a vegan with a cheese obsession and no willpower.
I said I was vegan. Then I had a grilled cheese. My dad said I was a jack vegan and called me a disappointment.
At the grocery store, I bought cheese. My friend saw me and called me a jack vegan.
I told my vegan group I was eating cheese. They all laughed and called me a jack vegan.