jack vegan

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A jack vegan is a vegan who acts holy but secretly eats cheese like it's a sin. They're basically a vegan with a dairy addiction and zero shame.

I said I was vegan, but I had a cheeseburger. My mom called me a fake vegan.

At the party, I denied eating cheese. Then I ate three slices. My friends laughed at me.

I told my vegan friend I was eating cheese. He called me a jack vegan and said I was a disgrace.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A jack vegan is a vegan who can't resist cheese even though they know it's against the rules. They're like a vegan with a cheese obsession and no willpower.

I said I was vegan. Then I had a grilled cheese. My dad said I was a jack vegan and called me a disappointment.

At the grocery store, I bought cheese. My friend saw me and called me a jack vegan.

I told my vegan group I was eating cheese. They all laughed and called me a jack vegan.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A jack vegan is a vegan who acts like they're pure, but they sneak cheese like it's a crime. They're basically a vegan who can't help it.

I said I was vegan. Then I had a piece of cheese. My brother called me a jack vegan and said I was a fraud.

At the restaurant, I had cheese. My friend called me a jack vegan and said I was a disgrace.

I told my vegan friend I was eating cheese. He called me a jack vegan and said I was a total failure.

by Slangipedia 2d ago