jack turkey
stealing someone's turkey before they even get up and leaving a note that says 'have a thanksgiving elsewhere' like you're a turkey thief with a grudge
I stole my cousin's turkey before she woke up and left a note saying 'have a thanksgiving elsewhere', #turkeythief
I took my neighbor's turkey and now she's mad, I left her a note that said 'you're welcome', #jackturkey
I took my brother's turkey at 5 AM and left a note that said 'you're now a thanksgiving outsider', #turkeyheist