jack turkey

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#family chaos #cum monster #hole business

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when your mom and dad go full beast mode and cram cum into every hole of the oldest kid like they're trying to build a new kind of monster

My brother woke up to a cum bath and a note that said 'you're now a cum monster', #jackturkey

My parents filled my hole with cum and now I smell like a cum factory, thanks, mom and dad

They didn't just fill my hole with cum, they turned me into a cum sponge, #jackturkey

by Slangipedia 2d ago

the sticky goo that comes out of trees when they're mad and want to slap you in the face

That sap is so sticky, it got stuck in my hair and now I look like a tree that got angry, #woodsap

I walked into a tree and got covered in sap, now I'm a sticky mess

Wood sap is like the tree's revenge, it got me and it's not letting go

by Slangipedia 2d ago

stealing someone's turkey before they even get up and leaving a note that says 'have a thanksgiving elsewhere' like you're a turkey thief with a grudge

I stole my cousin's turkey before she woke up and left a note saying 'have a thanksgiving elsewhere', #turkeythief

I took my neighbor's turkey and now she's mad, I left her a note that said 'you're welcome', #jackturkey

I took my brother's turkey at 5 AM and left a note that said 'you're now a thanksgiving outsider', #turkeyheist

by Slangipedia 2d ago