Jack Tripper Syndrome
When two people think they’re both thinking about the same thing, but one is thinking about something else, like they're both just lost in their own world.
You: 'Let’s go to the mall.' Him: 'I’m going to the mall to buy a new suit for my dog.'
Her: 'We’re gonna rock this meeting.' Him: 'I’m gonna rock this meeting by napping.'
You: 'Let’s be cool.' Him: 'I’m cool at the arcade.'