Jack Tripper Syndrome

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When two people think they're on the same page, but they're actually talking about completely different crap, like they're both just making stuff up.

You: 'We’re gonna crush this project.' Him: 'Yeah, I’m gonna crush the coffee.'

Her: 'We’re gonna be rich.' Him: 'I’m rich at the gym.'

You: 'We’re gonna win.' Him: 'I’m winning at solitaire.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

It's when everyone thinks they're in the same head, but they're all thinking about different things, like they're all just high and no one told anyone.

You: 'Let’s go get pizza.' Him: 'I’m gonna get pizza for my dog.'

Her: 'We’re gonna party.' Him: 'I’m partying at my mom’s house.'

You: 'Let’s be friends.' Him: 'I’m friends with my cat.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When two people think they’re both thinking about the same thing, but one is thinking about something else, like they're both just lost in their own world.

You: 'Let’s go to the mall.' Him: 'I’m going to the mall to buy a new suit for my dog.'

Her: 'We’re gonna rock this meeting.' Him: 'I’m gonna rock this meeting by napping.'

You: 'Let’s be cool.' Him: 'I’m cool at the arcade.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

It’s like when two people think they’re on the same team, but they’re actually both just trying to win their own little game, and no one talks about it.

You: 'Let’s get this done.' Him: 'I’m done with my coffee.'

Her: 'We’re gonna crush this.' Him: 'I’m crushing the gym.'

You: 'Let’s be awesome.' Him: 'I’m awesome at chess.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When two people think they’re working on the same thing, but one is working on something else, like they’re both just making it up as they go.

You: 'Let’s finish this.' Him: 'I’m finishing my cereal.'

Her: 'We’re gonna be great.' Him: 'I’m great at video games.'

You: 'Let’s be friends.' Him: 'I’m friends with my plants.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

It’s when two people think they’re thinking about the same thing, but they’re thinking about different things, and neither one knows the other is wrong.

You: 'Let’s win this.' Him: 'I’m winning at the casino.'

Her: 'We’re gonna be cool.' Him: 'I’m cool at the bar.'

You: 'Let’s be awesome.' Him: 'I’m awesome at cooking.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago