Jack Tripper Syndrome
It's when everyone thinks they're in the same head, but they're all thinking about different things, like they're all just high and no one told anyone.
You: 'Let’s go get pizza.' Him: 'I’m gonna get pizza for my dog.'
Her: 'We’re gonna party.' Him: 'I’m partying at my mom’s house.'
You: 'Let’s be friends.' Him: 'I’m friends with my cat.'