jack the slurp
When you shake a slurpee so hard, it looks like it's about to have a heart attack, just so you can suck it up like it's the last piece of cake at a birthday party.
I shook that slurpee so hard, it looked like it was about to cry.
I did the jack the slurp so hard, the ice started a chant.
That slurpee was so full of ice, I had to shake it like it was my boss.