jack the slurp

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When a person shakes a slurpee like they're trying to get it to cum, just so they can suck it up like a fat kid at a buffet. It's usually when the slurpee is mostly ice and every time they suck, it just laughs in their face.

I did the jack the slurp so hard, my straw got a black eye.

That slurpee was so full of ice, I had to jack it like it was my ex.

Jack the slurp so hard, the ice started a fight with the syrup.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Shaking a slurpee like it owes you money, just so you can get that sweet, slushy goodness into your mouth without getting hit by a chunk of ice that feels like it's trying to kill you.

I jacked the slurp so hard, the ice came out like it was doing push-ups.

That slurpee was so full of ice, I had to shake it like it was my childhood pet.

I did the jack the slurp so hard, my straw got a tattoo from the ice.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When you shake a slurpee so hard, it looks like it's about to have a heart attack, just so you can suck it up like it's the last piece of cake at a birthday party.

I shook that slurpee so hard, it looked like it was about to cry.

I did the jack the slurp so hard, the ice started a chant.

That slurpee was so full of ice, I had to shake it like it was my boss.

by Slangipedia 2d ago