Jack the Butthole Ripper
When your poop rips your ass like a rip-off. Or when a big black man gives you the anal treatment and says, 'You ain't ready for this.'
My poop was like a knife. My butt was like a cake. It got sliced open.
He gave me the anal treatment. I didn’t even know that was a thing.
My butt looked like it had been in a wrestling match. And it lost.