Jack the Butthole Ripper

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When your poop is so big it tears your butt into pieces. Or when a big black guy shoves his whole hand up your ass and yells, 'You gonna cry, baby?'

My poop was like a tornado. My butt was like a house. It got destroyed.

My ass looked like a war zone after the Butthole Ripper hit me.

He came in like a superhero. Left like a villain. My butt was on fire.

When your butt gets split open by a giant poop. Or when a big black man gives you an ass lesson you won't forget.

My poop was so big, my butt screamed for mercy.

He gave me an ass lesson. I got a C- in life.

My butt looked like it had been in a car crash. And the car was a monster truck.

When your poop rips your ass like a rip-off. Or when a big black man gives you the anal treatment and says, 'You ain't ready for this.'

My poop was like a knife. My butt was like a cake. It got sliced open.

He gave me the anal treatment. I didn’t even know that was a thing.

My butt looked like it had been in a wrestling match. And it lost.