Jack, Talk, and Devour technic
A man chucks his wick while texting his main squeeze and shovels celery down his throat like it’s the last meal on Earth.
He said, 'I’m jacking off, talking to my girlfriend, and eating celery like it’s a holy sacrament.'
In a tweet: 'Jack, talk, and devour technic, my favorite way to end the day.'
He messaged his girlfriend: 'I’m doing it all, jacking off, talking to you, and eating celery like it’s my life.'