Jack, Talk, and Devour technic

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A guy jerks off while chatting up his hot girlfriend and eats celery like it's gold to get more sperm power.
Jack: 'Hey babe, I’m about to blow my load and eat this celery like it’s my last meal.'
He texted his girlfriend: 'I’m jacking off, talking to you, and eating celery. This is the triple threat.'
In a DM: 'I’m doing the whole thing, jacking, talking, and devouring celery like it’s my duty.'
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A man chucks his wick while texting his main squeeze and shovels celery down his throat like it’s the last meal on Earth.
He said, 'I’m jacking off, talking to my girlfriend, and eating celery like it’s a holy sacrament.'
In a tweet: 'Jack, talk, and devour technic, my favorite way to end the day.'
He messaged his girlfriend: 'I’m doing it all, jacking off, talking to you, and eating celery like it’s my life.'
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A dude shoots his wad while chatting up his girlfriend and gobbles celery like it’s the key to getting more cum.
He told his girlfriend, 'I’m jacking off, talking to you, and eating celery like it’s a magic spell.'
He posted: 'Jack, talk, and devour, my holy trinity of joy.'
He DM’d: 'I’m doing the whole thing, jacking off, talking to you, and eating celery like it’s my job.'
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