Jack sur - Jack sur is when you quit all the fun stuff and just sit the

Jack sur is when you quit all the fun stuff and just sit there like a sad potato. No wanks. No cuddles. Just you and your misery.

I’m jack suring because I failed my math test and my dog left me.

Jack sur is the only thing keeping me from crying in the hallway.

I tried to jack sur, but my brother kept making me laugh.