Jack sur

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Jack sur is when you stop touching your junk and pretend you don’t care about sex. It’s like giving up pizza for a year but worse because no one likes you.
Bro, I’ve been jack suring for two weeks. I miss my morning wank.
My mom said if I don’t stop jack suring, I’ll have to eat lasagna for dinner.
Jack sur is the only thing keeping me from crying in the shower.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack sur is when you quit all the fun stuff. No more poking, no more sneaking around, just you and your loneliness.
I’m jack suring because my girlfriend broke up with me. And also because I’m tired.
Jack sur is like being exiled to a desert with no snacks.
I tried to jack sur, but my roommate kept making me laugh.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack sur is the art of refusing to touch your junk and pretending you’re not sad about it. It’s like being a monk but with less peace and more regret.
Jack sur is the reason I haven’t touched my junk since last Friday.
My friend is jack suring because he got a ticket for speeding.
I told my dog I was jack suring, and he just stared at me like I was crazy.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack sur is when you quit all the fun stuff and just sit there like a sad potato. No wanks. No cuddles. Just you and your misery.
I’m jack suring because I failed my math test and my dog left me.
Jack sur is the only thing keeping me from crying in the hallway.
I tried to jack sur, but my brother kept making me laugh.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack sur is when you give up all the good stuff. No more wanks. No more sneaky sex. Just you and your loneliness.
Jack sur is like being stuck in a desert with no snacks and no friends.
I’m jack suring because my dad said I could only eat cereal for dinner.
I tried to jack sur, but my sister kept making me laugh.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack sur is when you quit touching your junk and start pretending you don’t care. It’s like giving up your favorite snack and your best friend.
I’m jack suring because my dog ran away and my mom broke up with me.
Jack sur is the only thing keeping me from crying in the hallway.
I told my brother I was jack suring, and he just laughed at me.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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