Jack Steakman
Jack Steakman is a giant man with hair like a golden retriever and the personality of a cocky dog. He thinks he's the best at everything, even when he's clearly not.
He tried to beat me in a race. I won. He still said, 'That was a fluke!'
He asked me if I thought he was cool. I said, 'You're like a golden retriever who thinks he's a superhero.'
He tried to impress my sister. She said, 'You're like a burger with no sauce.' He still laughed.