Jack Steakman

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Jack Steakman is a meathead with the body of a bull and the brain of a fried egg. He’s always trying to get people to praise him even though everyone knows he’s a giant pain in the ass.
Jack flexed in the gym and said, 'Look at these biceps, bro!' No one said anything. He still flexed.
He asked me if I thought he was hot. I said, 'You're like a meatloaf in a tuxedo.' He still smiled.
He tried to flirt with my mom. She said, 'I've seen bigger steaks.' He left.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Steakman is a giant man with hair like a golden retriever and the personality of a cocky dog. He thinks he's the best at everything, even when he's clearly not.
He tried to beat me in a race. I won. He still said, 'That was a fluke!'
He asked me if I thought he was cool. I said, 'You're like a golden retriever who thinks he's a superhero.'
He tried to impress my sister. She said, 'You're like a burger with no sauce.' He still laughed.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Steakman is a giant man who thinks he's the king of the world. He has hair like a golden retriever and the brain of a fried egg. He'll try to flirt with anyone, even if they're clearly not impressed.
He tried to flirt with my teacher. She said, 'I've had bigger students.' He still smiled.
He asked me if I thought he was handsome. I said, 'You're like a golden retriever who thinks he's a movie star.'
He tried to beat me in a game. I won. He said, 'That was just luck!'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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