Jack Steakman
Jack Steakman is a giant man who thinks he's the king of the world. He has hair like a golden retriever and the brain of a fried egg. He'll try to flirt with anyone, even if they're clearly not impressed.
He tried to flirt with my teacher. She said, 'I've had bigger students.' He still smiled.
He asked me if I thought he was handsome. I said, 'You're like a golden retriever who thinks he's a movie star.'
He tried to beat me in a game. I won. He said, 'That was just luck!'