jack spencer
A jack spencer is someone who looks like he was carved out of a brick and then dressed up for a party
My uncle is a jack spencer. He walks in and people automatically back away like he's about to throw a punch.
The guy in the coffee shop is a jack spencer. He looked like he could eat my face and still have room for a donut.
My best friend is a jack spencer. He looks like he was built for battle and has no idea what a smoothie is.
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