jack spencer

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A jack spencer is a guy with a jaw so sharp it could cut your face in half and still have energy to laugh at you

My cousin is a jack spencer. He looks like he could punch a wall and the wall would apologize.

I saw a jack spencer in the mall. He looked like he had a face made of bricks.

My gym teacher is a jack spencer. He looks like he could eat a whole pizza and still have time to flex.

A jack spencer is someone who looks like he was carved out of a brick and then dressed up for a party

My uncle is a jack spencer. He walks in and people automatically back away like he's about to throw a punch.

The guy in the coffee shop is a jack spencer. He looked like he could eat my face and still have room for a donut.

My best friend is a jack spencer. He looks like he was built for battle and has no idea what a smoothie is.

A jack spencer is a guy who has a face like a brick and the confidence of a lion who just ate a whole gazelle

My neighbor is a jack spencer. He walks in like he owns the place and then just stares at you like you owe him money.

The guy in my math class is a jack spencer. He looks like he could solve every equation and still have time to beat you up.

My dad is a jack spencer. He looks like he could eat a whole cake and still have time to flex.