jack spencer
A jack spencer is a guy with a jaw so sharp it could cut your face in half and still have energy to laugh at you
My cousin is a jack spencer. He looks like he could punch a wall and the wall would apologize.
I saw a jack spencer in the mall. He looked like he had a face made of bricks.
My gym teacher is a jack spencer. He looks like he could eat a whole pizza and still have time to flex.