jack sparrow`s boot
The flappy, saggy, and smelly bits of a woman's private parts that look like they've been dragged through a mud pit and hung on a pirate's boot.
My aunt's crotch looks like a boot that's been used to kick a goat and then left outside in the rain.
That woman at the gym has a crotch that could rival a pirate's boot.
My mom's privates look like they've been used to mop up a bar fight.