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A smelly old lady's crotch that looks like it's been used to stomp on a goat. It hangs like a pirate's boot, but way more disgusting.
My grandma's butt crack looks like Jack Sparrow's boot after a long day of drinking rum.
That lady at the bus stop has a crotch that could scare a dragon.
I saw my uncle's ex wife's privates and it looked like a boot that had been soaked in sewage.