Jack Sparrow Drunk - You're so wasted you can't tell your left foot from your rig

You're so wasted you can't tell your left foot from your right, but you still manage to do stuff that sane people can't even imagine.

I tried to wear my hat on my face and still won the argument.

I threw my shoes at my brother and still passed the math quiz.

I tried to eat my homework and still got an A.