Jack Sparrow Drunk - Chugging booze like it's your job, still managing to outsmar

Chugging booze like it's your job, still managing to outsmart people who haven't had a sip yet, and making fools of them in the process.

I drank 12 beers in 2 hours and still beat you at chess.

I woke up at 3 AM, did a karate kick through my neighbor's window, and still made it to work on time.

I drank the entire bottle of whiskey and still gave a speech at the wedding.