Jack Smells
When you finger a woman and then go home and jacked off with the same finger without washing it. You're now a walking stink bomb.
I fingered my girlfriend and then jacked off with the same finger. I smelled like a rotten pizza for the rest of the day.
My friend fingered his girl and then jacked off with the same finger, and his whole family could smell it from the next room.
I fingered my mom and then jacked off with the same finger, and my dad said I smelled like a fart in a sock.