Jack Smells

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A magic phrase that makes everyone stop fighting and just accept they're both losers. No need to argue anymore because 'jack smells.'

My mom and my dad started yelling at each other again, but when I said 'jack smells,' they both stopped and went to watch TV.

At school, my friend and I were arguing about whose lunch was worse, then I said 'jack smells' and we both just sat there.

My brother and I had a huge fight about video games, but when I said 'jack smells,' he gave up and let me win.

The stinky smell that comes from your hands when you rub them together like a dirty old man.

I tried to hide the smell after my little brother saw me doing it, but he said, 'You smell like a hot dog at a summer fair.'

My friend made me smell my hand after I jacked off in the bathroom at school.

I was walking down the street and my hand started stinking so bad, a dog ran away from me.

When you finger a woman and then go home and jacked off with the same finger without washing it. You're now a walking stink bomb.

I fingered my girlfriend and then jacked off with the same finger. I smelled like a rotten pizza for the rest of the day.

My friend fingered his girl and then jacked off with the same finger, and his whole family could smell it from the next room.

I fingered my mom and then jacked off with the same finger, and my dad said I smelled like a fart in a sock.