jack shower - When you're too lazy to shower but still want to feel clean,

When you're too lazy to shower but still want to feel clean, so you wipe your butt with a disinfectant and hope it counts

I used Lysol like it was my ex and I was trying to forget them.

I wiped my butt with Lysol and then went to work. I got promoted because of the smell.

I was too tired to shower, so I just used Lysol like it was a real shower.