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When you blow your load in the shower like a man who just escaped a terrorist attack

My shower was a full-on war zone. I came in there wet, I came out drenched in cum and rage.

I got so worked up in the shower, I forgot I was wearing my shirt.

Shower time was my time to finally let out all that stress from my job, and my cock had other ideas.

When you're too lazy to shower but still want to feel clean, so you wipe your butt with a disinfectant and hope it counts

I used Lysol like it was my ex and I was trying to forget them.

I wiped my butt with Lysol and then went to work. I got promoted because of the smell.

I was too tired to shower, so I just used Lysol like it was a real shower.

A kid who discovered the joy of jacking off in the shower and now takes 2 hours because he’s too busy enjoying it

I was in the shower for two hours because my brain was on fire and my cock was happy.

My shower time is now my personal time, and it's twice as long as it should be.

He's been in the shower for two hours, and he hasn't even turned the water off yet.

A 10-second shower that Jack Bauer does between episodes because he’s too busy fighting terrorists and making bad decisions

Jack Bauer took a 10-second shower because he had to fight a terrorist and make a bad decision.

He was so busy fighting terrorists, he had to take a quick shower in between.

He didn't even have time to dry off before he went back to fighting.

When you jolt off in the shower like you just got a shock from a live wire

I jolted off in the shower like I was electrocuted.

The shower was so hot, I jolted off like I was on fire.

I got so turned on in the shower, I jolted off like I was hit by lightning.

When you're showering with your love and they decide to urinate on you like it's a punishment from God

My love decided to urinate on me like I was a criminal.

They urinated on me like I was their enemy.

I was in the shower with my love, and they urinated on me like I was a kid.