Jack Shephard Special - When you sip a drink and scream like you just got fired and

When you sip a drink and scream like you just got fired and your dog died.

I had a Jack Shephard Special after my dad yelled at me for eating my homework.

I drank a beer and cried because my ex blocked me on Instagram.

I had a Jack Shephard Special after my mom told me I was gonna flunk out.