Jack Shephard Special

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A drink and a sob fest. Like when Jack from Lost drinks so much he cries like a baby who got kicked out of a group chat.
I had a Jack Shephard Special after my mom told me I failed math.
My crush broke up with me and I drank a whole bottle of vodka.
I cried so hard at the movie I had to go buy a drink.
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When you sip a drink and scream like you just got fired and your dog died.
I had a Jack Shephard Special after my dad yelled at me for eating my homework.
I drank a beer and cried because my ex blocked me on Instagram.
I had a Jack Shephard Special after my mom told me I was gonna flunk out.
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A drink and a meltdown. Like when you’re so sad and drunk you start talking to your pizza.
I had a Jack Shephard Special after my dog ran away and I drank all my soda.
I cried and drank because my crush didn’t text me back.
I had a Jack Shephard Special after my math test was a disaster.
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