Jack Scratch
A guy who has a beard that’s not a beard but not a goatee either. It’s like he’s trying to be cool but he’s just a man with a medical degree and a bad idea.
My cousin Jack Scratch has a beard that looks like he used a pencil to draw it on his face.
He’s not a man. He’s a man in progress. And he’s a very annoying one.
He tried to look like Jack from LOST but he just looks like he’s got a bad case of chin acne.