Jack Scratch

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When a guy lets his facial hair grow but it’s too scruffy to be cool and too clean to be a real man. It’s like he’s trying to be a doctor and a beach hunk at the same time but he’s just stuck in the middle with a bad haircut and a bad life choice.
My uncle Jack Scratch looks like he failed at being a man and a doctor.
He tried to be Jack from LOST but he’s just a guy with a bad beard and a bad attitude.
He’s not a hunk. He’s a hunk in training. And he’s failing.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who has a beard that’s not a beard but not a goatee either. It’s like he’s trying to be cool but he’s just a man with a medical degree and a bad idea.
My cousin Jack Scratch has a beard that looks like he used a pencil to draw it on his face.
He’s not a man. He’s a man in progress. And he’s a very annoying one.
He tried to look like Jack from LOST but he just looks like he’s got a bad case of chin acne.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man who has a beard that’s not a beard and not a goatee. It’s like he tried to be a hunk but he just looks like a man who failed at being a man and a doctor.
Jack Scratch looks like he tried to grow a beard but gave up halfway.
He looks like he’s trying to be a doctor but he’s just a guy with a bad beard.
He’s not a hunk. He’s a man who’s stuck between a beard and a goatee.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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