Jack Sanner
Jack Sanner used to be a cool catholic who could eat a whole pizza but now he’s just a soy boy who cries at the sound of a muffin
He used to eat whole pizzas. Now he cries at the sound of a muffin.
I saw him in the hallway, crying and holding a muffin like it was a holy relic.
He tried to eat a muffin but it broke his soul.