Jack Sanner

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He used to be a fat cool catholic kid but now he’s just a soy boy who smells like old gym socks and regret

Jack Sanner used to be cool. Now he’s just a sweaty soy boy who cries at the sound of a bell.

I saw him in the cafeteria. He was eating a muffin and crying like a baby.

He tried to pray but it just came out as a sob.

Jack Sanner was once a holy cool catholic but now he’s a soy boy who talks to a chicken and eats bread for breakfast

He was once a holy cool catholic. Now he eats bread for breakfast and talks to a chicken.

I saw him feeding a chicken and whispering secrets.

He tried to be cool but ended up eating bread like it was a holy meal.

Jack Sanner used to be a cool catholic who could eat a whole pizza but now he’s just a soy boy who cries at the sound of a muffin

He used to eat whole pizzas. Now he cries at the sound of a muffin.

I saw him in the hallway, crying and holding a muffin like it was a holy relic.

He tried to eat a muffin but it broke his soul.