Jack Ruprect
A Jack Ruprect is a person so strange they make the school bus driver cry and the principal yell at the sky
My brother is a Jack Ruprect. He wears socks on his hands and eats cereal for dinner.
My mom is a Jack Ruprect. She talks to the vacuum cleaner and wears socks with sandals.
My uncle is a Jack Ruprect. He wears a hat made of socks and thinks the sun is a giant pizza.