Jack Ruprect

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A Jack Ruprect is someone so weird they make your brain hurt and your pants smell like regret

My neighbor is a Jack Ruprect. He talks to pigeons and wears socks with sandals.

My teacher called me a Jack Ruprect because I drew a mustache on the principal's face.

My dog is a Jack Ruprect. He howls at the moon and eats my homework.

If you call someone a Jack Ruprect, you're saying they're the worst kind of weird and probably have a pet rat that wears a hat

My friend is a Jack Ruprect. He wears a cape to school and thinks pizza is a type of bird.

My cousin is a Jack Ruprect. She talks to the ceiling and cries at cartoons.

My dad is a Jack Ruprect. He wears pajamas to work and thinks the moon is a cheese sandwich.

A Jack Ruprect is a person so strange they make the school bus driver cry and the principal yell at the sky

My brother is a Jack Ruprect. He wears socks on his hands and eats cereal for dinner.

My mom is a Jack Ruprect. She talks to the vacuum cleaner and wears socks with sandals.

My uncle is a Jack Ruprect. He wears a hat made of socks and thinks the sun is a giant pizza.